Merry Crimble and Betty Grable Too-oo-oo!

PODGY THE BEAR AND JASPER WERE HUDDLED AROUND THE UNLIT FIRE IN THE CENTRE OF THE ROOM. "THERE ARE NO MORE MATCHES LEFT, PODGY," SAID JASPER.
"THEN BUY SOME, JASPER, OLD FRIEND," SAID PODGY. "MAKE A LIST AND AFTERWARDS WE'LL GO TO THE SHOP AND BUY MATCHES AND BUY CANDLES AND BUNS." "THERE'S NO MORE PAPER TO WRITE ON, PODGY." "NO NEED TO WORRY, JASPER. YOU KEEP SAYING TO YOURSELF `MATCHES` AND I'LL KEEP SAYING `CANDLES` UNTIL WE REACH THE SHOP. THEN WE WON'T NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN, WE'LL REMEMBER." "WHO'LL REMEMBER THE BUNS, PODGY?" "WE BOTH WILL, JASPER ... MATCHES," "CANDLES." "MATCHES." "CANDLES." "MATCHES." "CANDLES." "MATCHES." "CANDLES." "MATCHES." "CANDLES."

O-U-T SPELLS OUT! (da-da-da-da-da)
CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE AGAIN
AIN'T BEEN 'ROUND SINCE YOU KNOW (ee-hoo!)
CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE AGAIN (that's right!)
O-U-T SPELLS OUT!

-dubs