Feliz Cumpleanos Bubbie!

Nachoman!

They Come Around From Downtown

Mental Dirty Jerz sesh on Tuesday, a few for all those hating from the shoulder. Nobody out, everyone must've been on Facebook...


Mad overexposed like the Superbank, Rincon or Jeffreys



RK missed the sesh too, he was busy installing windows for other people to peer into...


Billy Turns and 5'10 Rainbow dialer about ta blaze some more


The Emperor Tamarin and 6'9 jus d'orange Bonzer


RM and kustom Vaquero action


Chris Van Gogh and 5'8 Rainbow


For the Club Roll Crew


C.R.E.A.M.


Happy kustomer in semi-action


Drunken Beef


Drunken Pork


For 44 and other mysterious strangers...

Because I Think You'll Understand

Micro-Ant Neil called while I was enjoying the aforementioned/much dissed pastrami on a club roll. He asked what I was eating and was thoroughly upset with my response, wanting to know the first and last name of the person who paid for the sandwich and where they were born (Short Hills, NJ). A native Brooklyner now residing in Queens and rumored to be a first round NBA draft-pick, M.A.N. proceeded to write Katz's off as a 'shonda' and 'fake Jewish deli' because they don't serve tongue.

Since the sambo was a gift from a friend, let's call him Cornworth, I tried to overlook this questionable faux pas. I joked that he drove past Rye daily on his way to work in Connecticut where WASP's were probably influencing his decision making skills. Later that night (a Friday) he responded with, 'shabbat shalom' which roughly translates as 'Happy Sabbath, you're getting laid tonight.'

However, on Monday morning Cornworth sent this:

Been thinking about it all weekend. I think I went with the right choice on the club roll. You go with rye if you are going to eat the sandwich right away, rye does not travel well and would get soggy given the high moisture content of the savory wet beef. Savory wet beef.

MA Neil did some writing over the weekend too:

Yesterday's mission to the UES was extremely successful. Pastrami Queen numbah one! No photos because we were too busy eating. Try to avoid lunchtime. It's around the corner from Lennox Hill, and all the staff eat there. Be prepared to drop some ducats. Kosher meat is expensive. And don't try to order any dairy (cheese, egg cream, etc.). Just wear your yarmulke and pretend you're home.

Yesterday's Damage:

-Center cut tongue on seeded rye.

-Hot pastrami on seeded rye.

-Health salad.

-Macaroni salad (Patricia got that... Italians can't stay away from their macaroni)

-Epic fries.

-DB's Black Cherry

-DB's Cel-Ray

The best in the city!!! And for all the nay-sayers... Go back to eating ham on wonder bread, and leave the pastrami to the experts...

Pastrami Queen

1125 Lexington Ave at 78th Street

Pastramiqueen.com

- M.A.N.

Government Letters

Crucial Chuck D sighting on the A Train last Friday. Ill to witness grown men getting up from their seats to shake homeboy's hand in tuff New Year respect. The original Long Island Wilder still ain't too good for the subway!


Just in from San Diego...

5'10 Rainbow Speed Dialer, love the color Pottery Barn




USED BOARD REVIEW

6'6 Carton thruster great for Costa Rica or Suffolk County...$350



'Never ridden' 6'0 Rainbow Lokbox twin, comes with fins and sock...$800



6'8 quad ($OLD TO CARIBTOM)



This board came with Katz's pastrami



Chef Chad mental surfing


Frank Dee builds bodies like for fun brah! Winter shorts/Andreini paison respect


Bubbie puppy


Seeeeeeek Nic!

Tom Curren Is Not A Guppy

Happy Birthday China Ty!


Stay Rad...

Rive Chanson

NEW Dick Brewer shaping DVD brought to you by Lyle Carson, Danny Hess and friends so you can shape in your living room or roof. Learn from the Master...Essential!


Speaking on master shapers, Mr. Andreini is on the road to recovery and will be back in the water this summer. A couple of kustoms/stocks came thru yesterday arvo. Quick pix in the cold wind...

8'8 Vaquero Pintail stock



7'7 Vaquero Pintail in 'milky sky blossom' for public consumption



Kustom for Rob



Kustom for Brent



Kustom for Frank Dee



Lucas and Fine-quero funboarding in the shadows


Davo Dee Mentalness

Masters of Pipe