Friday, November 12, 2010

Uno Cero

 What an honor. After winning ten world titles, the king himself flew into the metro area and was whisked away to the Mollusk compound for an interview with CNN. Lights, camera, action... Mr. Cheeks, where you at?  He could have done it anywhere in the world, but demanded that it must be at Mollusk.... I guess he's looking to boost his BK street cred...

Before he could get his jacket off, he went straight to the White Pony and was straight trippin' on the hydrodynamics....maybe his next pipe board?

" So tell me Kelly, what's it like to be the greatest surfer of all time?" ....Hmmm, I wonder?

Traveling the world Kelly has become sort of shaka connoisseur, Kelly was showing the different forms of the shaka thrown around the world. Here he's giving the Hawaiian version, which as he describes is "Barely a shaka at all, just a slight extension of the thumb and pinkie and a shimmy of the hand from side to side." Do it like da kine!

... here it is ladies and gents, the key to 10 world titles...

... a signature cutback.

... on the home front, the bat signal was a shinnin' over gotham today. Time to run...

... crisp and clean was how it flowed. Slow and low is the tempo...

... a tale of two cities. Babylon is a coming for ya. Run, run, run! Oppressor!

... a run of wettie gear is on the way. Try the sun on for size sonny! 

Bless it!

5 comments:

Mills Herman said...

thats dope.

Nabil said...

when was this?! and what was he doing in bk/ny??

Mr. Lentini said...

mr. mills I am quite dissapointed not one prank was pulled on the ten timer

LENTINI SUCKS

Aaron C. Mason said...

doods....I totally cried when "slayer" won his tenth!!!!!

Lenapejoking said...

more marks than the district of columbia