Through the Fire

Mr. James Victore and arty-text board to be auctioned in support of the Surfers for Humanity paddle from Montauk to Block Island September 13th. Words by Hank...


...alone with a cigarette.


Josh smoked a cigarette and then sorted out the Bob Mitzven 6'5" long fish for Swift.-100percent hand-shaped. Yes, certain 'models' like the Magic Carpet are CNC'd and then refined by hand. But not this one....


Digi-Gil indoor Malick hour

Die or Surf!

5'6" SimFish shaped by Joe Bauguess. There's a 5'1" and a 6'0" OG Simmons remaining. Seek!



Hyper-refined downrail-in-the-tail displacement hulls by a gentleman who used to glass Yaters and Merricks before most of us were born. An honor to have these in the shop. Thanks Marc!

6'2" Andreini Vaquero




6'8" clear sanded volan'd Vaquero



6'8" Vaquero



7'4" Vaquero Pin



7'10" Vaquero



8'1" Vaquero



9'1" Vaquero



KLM, burrito 4-pak and new kustom 9'8" Andreini Spoon.


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Rolled Bottoms

A Casper below (not featured: 5'1, two 6'0G Simmons & a 5'6" Simfish. Ask SEBSwiss) More fun than fun.

6'2" Vaquero de las Olas by Marc Andreini. Insanely foiled, displaced and single. Sort it out in the shorey summer of love HA! (6 other Vaqueros not featured: 6'8", 7'1", 7'11", 8'1", 9'1". Pix tomorrow)

The German behind the annual German surf mag Blue w/9'0" Fineline Corsair. So rad...

An Australian gentleman and 5'8" Faktion twin keel about to get re-acquainted with linking up the inside section. Wayne Lynch Respect!

more boards and way too much cardboard

Secret Project Nanny Service

Local badasses Awesome Allison and OJ Chillin lookin rather gangsta today

Real Secrets

Due to the recent influx of B.A.N. commentary by a child-eating population known to reside under bridges we've decided to vibe control the area. Removing detritus from the sidewalk b/c Hard Body rhymes with accountability like hand shapes in the shorey stimulate the American economy. What up HA?

Yuki taking it to the next level with her new Gangsta Pink 5'8" CC keel


Jollyship of the World Inferno Raja is more stoked on surfing than you are...seriously. This 6'8" Christenson C-Bucket is off to a mid-Island secret spot that breaks 438 days a year!


UPS Ron dropped off Longer, Adrift and the new Taylor Steele movie Stranger Than Fiction (Bad Religion dude) which is pretty much off the chain. Fun new wavey soundtrack with a rad crew of young shredders shredding crypt waves. Dane Reynolds' part is THAT mental.

The guy in the maroon car just finished fronting on Ron and yet is driving backward in the opposite direction he was originally headed.


NEW
-Full run of Nine Plus short johns, long johns, Tom Carroll vests (*official HB gear) and womens long-sleeve shorties. Made from sexy Yamamoto rubber.
-Beach Blanket Burnout DVD, mini-book/zine and t-shirts. Movie screening and Japanese Motors performance Thursday August 14th. That' right, Al Knost in the haus best contact your tailor this week for alterations.

Caspers and a rare Pendo-flex quad later this week, Andreini Vaqueros now Weds, Mayo soft-tail logs/fish and Junod logs/eggs next...SEEK!

Madonna's First Album

HBCongrats to FM Boros for completing a most physical BAR exam last week. He's in CR now spending his days on a Magic Carpet and nights reading All For a Few Perfect Waves with Madonna's first album on the boom. Rest up HA we gots vongole to make when you return!

Four boxes of Andreini's arriving tomorrow. That's eight boards son.

HA originale Oz w/supermarket bling. See ya on Ossining Ave...


Father, Daughter, shorey mini and gangsta pink CC Slider. Proper!


Warriors of Radness pre-school division!


Some politicos threaten to put fire hydrants in ya drive-way but here they drop construction bins

Keep It Physical

Some of my favorite surfers have only been surfing a few years and most of the people I grew up surfing with in New York no longer surf. There are a few but only a handful. I remember your wave and when you first paddled out. Some remember mine. But it wasn't until I quit surfing that I began enjoying it the most. Right before this happened, I'd been surfing at night, not to avoid crowds but to disguise any hint of joy revealed while sliding the glide. The less I surf the more I try to look like a surfer and the more fun I have.

Ka `elele leo `ole o ke aloha

Vehicles of Light shipping from Moonbase Monday. Yo HB NEIL, your JH Mets log is in that box!

Gloucester shred-head Tino Vinto picked up a CC quad for his trip to Nova Scotia by way of Hatteras. On the bike ride over a cop blew a stop sign on Kent causing Tino to react with Vinto-agility to avoid shattering a windshield. In shock, he turned toward the officer of the law and raised his hands. The cop rolled down the window of his patrol car and told him, 'F&ck off, p*ssy.'

And people thought the blog comments were harsh! Inna NY State A'Mind

Caspers, Vaqueros, Bonzers and Mayo's next week, ones twos and fours yo...