Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Real Secrets

Due to the recent influx of B.A.N. commentary by a child-eating population known to reside under bridges we've decided to vibe control the area. Removing detritus from the sidewalk b/c Hard Body rhymes with accountability like hand shapes in the shorey stimulate the American economy. What up HA?

Yuki taking it to the next level with her new Gangsta Pink 5'8" CC keel


Jollyship of the World Inferno Raja is more stoked on surfing than you are...seriously. This 6'8" Christenson C-Bucket is off to a mid-Island secret spot that breaks 438 days a year!


UPS Ron dropped off Longer, Adrift and the new Taylor Steele movie Stranger Than Fiction (Bad Religion dude) which is pretty much off the chain. Fun new wavey soundtrack with a rad crew of young shredders shredding crypt waves. Dane Reynolds' part is THAT mental.

The guy in the maroon car just finished fronting on Ron and yet is driving backward in the opposite direction he was originally headed.


NEW
-Full run of Nine Plus short johns, long johns, Tom Carroll vests (*official HB gear) and womens long-sleeve shorties. Made from sexy Yamamoto rubber.
-Beach Blanket Burnout DVD, mini-book/zine and t-shirts. Movie screening and Japanese Motors performance Thursday August 14th. That' right, Al Knost in the haus best contact your tailor this week for alterations.

Caspers and a rare Pendo-flex quad later this week, Andreini Vaqueros now Weds, Mayo soft-tail logs/fish and Junod logs/eggs next...SEEK!
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19 comments:

  1. leisure timeAugust 6, 2008 at 1:43 AM

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  2. leisure timeAugust 6, 2008 at 1:45 AM

    I heard this book is harder than the absence of leash bridges at "deadies" on a low tide and over head swell with locs on your shoulders...



    http://www.flickr.com/photos/leisuretime/2736180521/sizes/l/

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  3. pushingtideAugust 6, 2008 at 3:00 AM

    Yuki is niiiiice.

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  4. pushingtideAugust 6, 2008 at 3:02 AM

    And her anchor bracelet is tops.

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  5. doradoAugust 6, 2008 at 7:27 AM

    sexy very sexy ok YUki is cute a

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  6. M. SinglesAugust 6, 2008 at 12:36 PM

    yo yuki holla at your boy

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  7. ToddyAugust 6, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    Jeez louise.
    save a Junod for me.

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  8. Mr. LentiniAugust 6, 2008 at 1:06 PM

    wow yuki--I am so jamming out and borrowing that board its the mastastico way. If not I know where you live

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  9. doradoAugust 6, 2008 at 3:06 PM

    Does Yuki surf as good as she looks ? wait a minute is Yuki the Board or the Broad ( no sexism intended )... both look mint!

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  10. borntoloserAugust 6, 2008 at 3:18 PM

    I have a question. Why do the mollusk websites insist that CC shapes all his boards by hand and mixes and glasses all his boards? It's just not true. The dude is a shaping gift to surfers, no need to blow smoke.

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  11. ClamsAugust 6, 2008 at 8:32 PM

    We don't insist that at all Mr.Smith. In fact CC told me himself most of his boards are CNC'ed but all are finished by hand. He doesn't glass his own boards but he has mixed his own colors before.

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  12. ShipwormAndGribbleAugust 6, 2008 at 10:29 PM

    at least we're inhaling

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  13. Mr. LentiniAugust 6, 2008 at 11:18 PM

    wow a knost--hide your daughters

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  14. borntoloserAugust 7, 2008 at 12:24 AM

    I think this blurb, from the mollusk websites describing CC's work gives the wrong impression.

    "Chris Christenson is all about 100 percent hand crafted surfboards. He shapes every board himself, with no aid of machines or ghost shapers, so when you get a log, twin keel, or single fin from Chris, you know it is the real deal. After years of study under Skip Frye, Chris prides himself on quality shapes, beautifully colored resin tints (that he mixes), and gloss and polish finishes that are built to last."

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  15. AnonymousAugust 7, 2008 at 4:54 PM

    jesus yuki watch the tail

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  16. fdavidAugust 7, 2008 at 10:08 PM

    Well I like CNC's!! haha.
    Anyways, back on track. HElloooooooo! Did you see that 6'2" Vaquero? OMGod...that is stupid!
    Seriously, the best boards ever!
    David
    Hello from Toronto, later next week going to check out lady Paris energy plan in LA ; )
    D

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  17. eqsinglefinAugust 10, 2008 at 7:37 PM

    asmith i had same thought the other day. on one of the other blogs i saw a reference to this shaper who has started his own label but used to ghost shape for cc. i have had a couple boards shaped for me from christenson so i dig the guy, but its strange that mollusk and other places say stuf about him 'shaping every board himself with no ghost shapers'. thats just bullshit because he does have ghost shapers....boards are still great but just be straight forward with this stuff.

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  18. BubbieAugust 12, 2008 at 10:30 AM

    You guys are 100% right. We need to take that off of Chris' profile. When the shop in SF opened 3 years ago that was the case with Chris but now he's using machine shapes and has super high quality control. He asked me to update our sites months ago. Our site is going through some much needed changes anyway. Sorry for the confusion and thanks for the reminder!

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  19. borntoloserAugust 13, 2008 at 4:04 PM

    Rad, Bubbie. Thanks.

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