Monday, July 28, 2008

Funboarding BANNED!

All this talk of sister's jeans reminds me of that adage about being kind/giving a wave to your fellow surfer because he might have a cute sister. And to think 30 something eggy comments and 0 on the post about Dick Brewer shaping and taking kustom orders again! EPIC. You'd be surprised how many 'shredders' come in looking for single fins after seeing video footy of themselves allegedly 'shredding.' Single fins smooth out style, shred ya rails not ya fins!

Funboarding is forever banned! You can surf, just don't let them catch you having fun. Wicked 8'6" Hilbers-funkine eggy single here, don't trust no shadows after dark...in the spirit of Human Rights!


Hi-performance log-pro Popeye DeTemple illegally parked his Mercedes-rimmed hooptie out front while exploring the other island. Luckily the side-bites on his 2-plus-1 quiver made it! Check the Christenson/DeTemple blunted Pro-Model...



Handsome Boy Modeling School and Popeye HB flexin


Spinach strut w/garlic and olive oil


Rad rims!



That's right Bobby Babylon, HA in ya face! Crucial BBQ w/the Brothers Marshall, Inner Most and a super-rad surprise short from our very own Toddy Stewart entitled, ''Surf Magazines Don't Talk About Lapsed Catholics."


PARTY PIXXX!















NEW!
-AXXE l/s tops and longjohns! Top o' the line.
-NinePlus l/s jackets and women's longsleeve shorties.--Super-sexy Bond girl styles!
-BIRDIES in all colors and sizes. Bunch of the 323 long-ones too!
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17 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 29, 2008 at 10:10 PM

    straight outta compton bitches peep devotion rollin that elle with his upper lip like drivin to school in the stick shift kine

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  2. AshHoleJuly 29, 2008 at 10:14 PM

    Photo creds up and down yo!

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  3. AnonymousJuly 29, 2008 at 11:20 PM

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  4. AnonymousJuly 29, 2008 at 11:34 PM

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  5. AnonymousJuly 30, 2008 at 5:37 AM

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  6. AnonymousJuly 30, 2008 at 10:49 AM

    huh.

    I'll vouch for those Axxe tops. I had one in California a few weeks back and it was the prefect dawn marine layer salve.

    "a lifetime in the ocean"
    Good one.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 30, 2008 at 10:51 AM

    Ah! and a shout out!
    Thanks.

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  8. AnonymousJuly 30, 2008 at 10:57 AM

    it's notable that the mollusk hater(s) frequents the blog and spends time "contributing" to a dialogue, albeit in a decidedly non-constructive way. certainly, we're all entitled to our opinions and thank god for differences, but it's infantile and pointless to simply hate. furthermore, it betrays a real insecurity on the part of anonymous/enforcer/mollusk sucks. live and let live, man, and if you are interested in changing the state of a beautiful, mostly solitary sport try going about it in a constructive, non-threatened manner. you might be surprised how much influence you can actually have.

    i don't surf, but hats off to anyone who comes to it a novice. all the hype you're hating will help no one navigate waves, but if you could be kind as the experienced surfer you claim to be you can help shape the relationship a newcomer has with the sea. to this end, i think mollusk does a fine job.

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  9. doradoJuly 30, 2008 at 12:24 PM

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  10. AnonymousJuly 30, 2008 at 8:08 PM

    where can you buy black label in the region?

    the black label is why yall were having so much fun.

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  11. AshHoleJuly 31, 2008 at 1:39 AM

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  12. ClamsJuly 31, 2008 at 1:47 AM

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  14. ClamsJuly 31, 2008 at 10:13 AM

    Off topic but look at that photo of Shultz with the corn on the cob. He looks like a young Sinatra. Seriously dude.

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  15. AnonymousJuly 31, 2008 at 11:04 AM

    He does look like Sinatra.
    That is crazy.

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  16. AnonymousJuly 31, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    sick observation clams

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