Shipworm&Gribble: "The best board in the shop"

It's all subjective right? That's the best and
worst thing about surfing to paraphrase
Stanley Pleskunas. Some say his name was
Joel, others say it was Gary...either which
way he drove up from Deleware and pimped
this 5'5" Choice bullet minutes after visiting
Aussie-kunst Dain Thomas, reckoned it'd be
the next one out the door! The F does he know?
Sea Cell by the river shore...